Debate 101Learn to win arguments by calling entire racial groups "rapists" and implying that your opponents have various mental health diagnoses. Mock the disabled and the poor but still find you have a following because you speak your mind and nobody "owns" you.
Debate 102This course covers three fail-safe techniques for handling a losing argument:
* People are too stupid to see I'm right (the "Iowans are losers" method)
* I think the opponent is not a real American/ is a secret Muslim diversion
* Threaten to sue
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Business and Accounting 101Learn to hire the right people who will structure your businesses so they may fail colossally, but you never will. Not to be confused with Ethics 101 (not offered at this time, sorry).
Public Relations and MarketingHere's what's working this election cycle: a lot of angry red-faced yelling about how you will rid the world of ISIS and keep all illegal immigrants out of a nation with over 12,000 km of land on its borders because you're gonna build a wall. It's a really big wall.
Well. Can you tell I'm getting a LOT of hits looking for "Donald Trump homeschool" lately? Have to give the readers what they want, right?